Thoughts on Salwars, Part One

If I am out shopping for salwars, and you have already shown me fifteen suits in various shades of synthetic and sequin, and I have refused them all, there is no need to show me any more. I know you like throwing them down on the little white table with that flourish you have. But adding the sixteenth one, in neon orange, is not going to change my mind.

Seriously, you guys.