I first noticed it this morning, when I went in for my first interview of the week.
The look starts at the top of the head: sleek, shiny hair, pearls, crisp dotted-swiss blouse, decent suit, tidy manicure... and then it stops.
The eyes wrinkle. The meaning is clear.
What are these horrible shoes doing on this poor girl's feet?
I didn't think they were that bad when I bought them. Sure, they have the telltale orthopedic sole, but they don't really look like old lady shoes, right?
Yet in a world where every other woman is wearing calf-length stiletto boots, these shoes are 100% wrong.
I kept getting the look, particularly as the day wore on and my foot started to tire out. Of course, by then the look was changing from what's with the terrible fashion choice? to poor thing, there's obviously something wrong with her.
So I've got to figure out some way of preventing people from ever noticing my shoes. This might involve a longer pant cuff, or a distractive measure like a sudden burst of conversation.
It's a shame that I can't wear a handicapped tag like the one I currently have on my car. Something that says "Inside this ugly shoe is a toe that is still, technically, broken; the bone has only formed a hard callus and will take another month or so to fully heal."
Then there should be an asterisk with the note "And she was not drunk or anything like that when she broke it!" ^__^
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
We Just Figured Out Blue's Shoes
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