Oh. My. Ceiling Cat.

When I was in undergrad, the coolest website going around was... well, okay, it was Homestar Runner, but the second coolest was the Brick Testament.


The Gospel according to Lego.

Now those zany Bible-interpreters have taken it a step further -- a revised Revised Standard Version, if you will.

May I present to you: The Bible, As Written By Lolcats.

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

I'm working my way through this highly entertaining translation, which has the added benefit of reminding me of a few Bible stories I've long forgotten. Favorite quote thus far?

Dey wuz gonna naem him Zechariah,60 but Elizabeth wuz all "STFU we iz callin him John."

I can totally see Elizabeth doing that. She was one righteous d00d. Or d00dette. Or... um... cat.

The Lolcat Bible also has illustrations, so if you want to compare and contrast with the Lego annunciation scene pictured above...

I may have to start praying to Ceiling Cat from now on.