This Is Why I Can't Have Nice Things

So I managed to snag myself a lovely glass bottle when I was at a departmental lunch meeting.

Brilliant, I thought. Now I have a re-usable water container that doesn't leach bisphenol-A.

I was all ready to carry that water bottle around with me, refilling it and washing it, for the entire semester. I slipped it into the bottle holster on my messenger bag and set out to seize the day!

Six hours later (the first six of an eleven-hour stretch; I have 30 contact hours/week this semester) I reached for my bottle holster to find it... empty.

Lost, in less than one day.

I just hope whoever finds it puts it in a recycle bin or something.