Never mind that everyone else in my cube farm has it too, and that we sound a bit like a communal symphony of nose-blowers.
I'm most certain I caught it from you.
As (here comes the punchline) computers do transmit viruses, after all.
Cue rimshot. ^__^
(Editor's Note: If you are one of the people who reads this blog and then calls my cell phone to chat about my posts, please DON'T. By the time you read this, I will be asleep and I don't want to be woken up. Thanks.)