If Mike Judge Were Desi...

BEAVIS: Yaar! Check it out! That guy was totally about to do it, but now he's on fire!

BUTTHEAD: Yeah. Bollywood rules.

BEAVIS: Heh-heh, Superman got totally fat, yaar. He's, like, so fat, that he should have an item number just for his fat.

BUTTHEAD: And, um, John Abraham should have one for his... um... wind tunnel. His hair's, like, always blowing or something.

BEAVIS: His hair blows. Get it? Blows!

BUTTHEAD: If that chick lost her memory, does that make her a virgin again? And does that mean she'd let me do her?

BEAVIS: I don't know, yaar. You'd have to fly to, like, Delhi or something.

BUTTHEAD: Heh. Heh. They said Salaam-e-Ishq.